My dear Wife,

The Fifa World Cup is close by.
Let me give u a Few Rules that will
preserve your beauty.

1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month.
2. Tell all your Friends not to give Birth or Wed or Die or wateva…..during the World Cup coz we won’t go.
3. You support the teams that I…
4. No Talking during the Game……wait for half-time or end of the
5. Repeats & highlights are as good as the main match… I am
going to Watch Them…
6. We can watch STAR WORLD…….provided actors and actresses ARE……wearing Soccer Jerseys and they are in
7. You Don’t Just Pass In front Of The TV IF I Am Watching football…….You Better Crawl On The Floor.
8. Make sure you don’t ask silly questions such as…..Is This Chelsea versus England ???
9. No funny faces to my friends……when they come for football.
10. Smile every time EXCEPT when my Team is Losing.
11.There shall be no comments about Cristiano Ronaldo’s looks. Professinolism shall remain an absolute part of the WC.
12. If you miss the line up please don’t ask, ‘who is that guy?’
13. Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related, Tanzania and Kenya did not qualify.

Thank you,

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